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You can now be the most awesome Two Geeks, Two Beers listeners (fans, even?) by supporting us on Patreon.

We love making our podcast, but we would also love to make more regular shows, and get in touch with more of our listeners.

Any support you guys give us can really help our show get made, and we can make a better show with each episode.


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Episode 51: Choose Your Own Adventure Books

Our drunkest episode ever sees Tom and Morgan discuss the history of Choose Your Own Adventure books, including testing out three such books.

Take two! We first recorded this episode ages ago, but Tom managed to not record it properly, whoops. So here we finally are!

With some tequila and more beer than usual, this may be the drunkest we’ve ever been, which will make for some adventurous storytelling…

Tom takes Morgan through a history of gamebooks, COYA, Find Your Fate and more, and we also test out three books based on past episodes.

Expect plenty of pageturning, regretful alcohol consumption and awful Snarf impressions…

Patreon thank-yous go out to: Sam McCathie, Rob Horrocks and Oli Jeffery.


Episode 50: Tom vs Morgan (Donnie Darko vs Temple of Doom)

The boys try and convince each other they are wrong for hating two classic cult films: Temple of Doom and Donnie Darko. Who will win?

For our 50th episode, we’re doing something a little different.

We picked a classic cult icon each that one of us loves but the one hates, in the hopes of convincing them they’re wrong. Considering we usually agree on all things geek, it was a hard task just finding two things in the first place.

In the end, we plumped for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (which Tom hates) and Donnie Darko (which Morgan hates). But… WHO. WILL. WIN?

What’s worse? Willie Scott screaming for two hours or pretentious timey-wimey nonsense?

Hear our pitches as to why the other one is wrong, and find out who came out victorious.

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Special Episode: Greatest Hits

Tom and Morgan celebrate 50 episodes with an obligatory clip show: the very best of Two Geeks, Two Beers so far.


Yes, it’s the obligatory clip show! To celebrate reaching our 50th episode (though, our ‘official’ 50th episode is coming very soon), we wanted to take a look back at the very best of our half-century of episodes.

If you’ve been with us since the start then enjoy the very best of Two Geeks, Two Beers so far – or if you’re a new listener (welcome!), then here’s a quick(ish) intro to what the show is all about: bickering about geeky things.

Thanks to everyone who has listened to any of our shows so far, and here’s to another 50!


  1. Why Captain Scarlet is Spectrum’s worst agent (Ep 1: Terrahawks)
  2. Safari Joe does it again (Ep 2: Thundercats)
  3. Scorpion King sequels (Ep 5: Freaky Film Franchises)
  4. The God of Gamblers series (Ep 5: Freaky Film Franchises)
  5. Kevin Bacon’s lowest ebb (Ep 7: Tremors)
  6. Don’t feel sorry for Jamie Kennedy (Ep 7: Tremors)
  7. Sidestep to your left, Simon (Ep 9: Knightmare)
  8. You’re overreacting Clark (Ep 10: Lois & Clark)
  9. Crime Traveller explained (Ep 11: Doctor Who Wannabes Part 1)
  10. Zarof and Taffin (Ep 11: Doctor Who Wannabes Part 1)
  11. Richard Armitage can’t recall (Ep 12: Doctor Who Wannabes Part 2)
  12. Drinking in front of Jason (Ep 13: Halloween and Friday the 13th)
  13. Fancying cartoons (Ep 14: Bucky O’Hare)
  14. Alpha’s Magical Christmas (Ep 15: 12 Days of Geekmas)
  15. Previously on… (Ep 18: X-Men)
  16. John McClane’s that weren’t (Ep 19: Die Hard)
  17. Ranking the Die Hards argument (Ep 19: Die Hard)
  18. John Rhys Davies’ bitter disappointment (Ep 20: Sliders)
  19. It’s morphin’ time! (Ep 21: Power Rangers)
  20. 50 Cent’s video games (Ep 22: Sega Mega Drive)
  21. Most James Bond films are ropey (Ep 23: James Bond)
  22. Smelling like Pierce Brosnan (Ep 23: James Bond)
  23. The world’s biggest Arnold Vosloo fan (Ep 24: 24)
  24. What are you going to about this incident? (Ep 24: 24)
  25. Jack Frost fan wikis (Ep 25: Christmas Horror Movies)
  26. Angry Lost questions (Ep 29: Lost)
  27. FlashForward acting (Ep 29: Lost)
  28. Catch the Pigeon? (Ep 30: The Mandela Effect)
  29. Biting into your history (Ep 31: Dark Crystal and Labyrinth)
  30. Hulk’s horrible theme tune (Ep 32: The Incredible Hulk)
  31. Beer explosion (Ep 33: Red Dwarf)
  32. The best ‘Flash, aaah’ (Ep 35: Flash Gordon)
  33. Ross Kemp’s Christmas Carol (Ep 36: Ranking the Scrooges)
  34. Bodger and Badger / Presumptious (Ep 37: 2017 – A Year in Geek)
  35. Mind the nuke (Ep 38: Predator)
  36. Jesse Ventura’s TV history (Ep 38: Predator)
  37. Those boards don’t work on water! (Ep 39: Back to the Future)
  38. Brucesploitation movies (Ep 40: Bruce Lee)
  39. Turtles concert tour (Ep 41: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
  40. The Lake House vs Mortal Kombat (Ep 42: Mortal Kombat)
  41. Worst lines in movie history (Ep 42: Mortal Kombat)
  42. Death… on the Nile (Ep 43: Ranking the Sherlocks)
  43. Tom Hardy’s Upstairs Downstairs… (Ep 43: Ranking the Sherlocks)
  44. Jamie Anderson’s favourite Tracy brother (Ep 44: Gerry Anderson Special)
  45. Why Mission Impossible 2 is amazing (Ep 46: Mission Impossible)
  46. The Air Bud franchise (Ep 47: Freaky Film Franchises 2)
  47. Explaining Quantum Leap rules (Ep 48: Quantum Leap)
  48. Congratulations, Norman (Ep 49: Ranking the Santas)

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Episode 49: Ranking the Santas

The boys feel all festive by ranking the greatest screen Saint Nicks ever.

Ho, ho, ho!

For this year’s Christmas special, we’re ranking the greatest screen Saint Nicks of all time.

Our five are: Mel Smith (Father Christmas), Edmund Gwynne (Miracle on 34th Street), Richard Attenborough (Miracle on 34th Street), Tim Allen (The Santa Clause), and David Huddleston (Santa Claus: The Movie). But which order will we pick them?

Plus, plenty of other honourable mentions, and a brief history of Santa as we know him. See, it’s an educational show too!

Merry Christmas!

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Episode 48: Quantum Leap

Oh, boy! Morgan takes Tom back in time to the 1980s and beyond, as we retrace Sam Beckett’s journeys in Quantum Leap.

Oh, boy!

In this episode, Morgan takes Tom on a leap of faith back to the 1980s and beyond, as we retrace Sam Beckett (or is it Becket?)’s travels through time.

From its heartwarming moments, its somewhat dubious moments to its cracking theme tune, Ziggy says we have a 100% chance of having one hell of a ride.


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Minisode: Stan Lee Tribute

Morgan and Tom celebrate the life of a geek icon.

Like every pop culture geek in the world, we were very sad to hear about the passing of Stan Lee at the age of 95 this week.

For this minisode, we celebrate the life of the Marvel Comics icon, and explain just why he was so important to us and millions of others.

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